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next year
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| Wow it's been a while since I've updated, but I've been really busy
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| hey everyone
whassup
wow it's been a while since i've updated
well a lot of things happened this past week
friday-went to the gbn basketball game at conant high school for
sectionals with jake...we almost lost but we held on and won =) after
we hung out at jake's new house and played some basketball and poker
saturday-didn't really do anything but jason picked me up at 10:30,
went to liquid fusion, went to his house and played football at 11...of
course i was the better player =)
sunday-went to church, hung out with a few church people and went to champs
monday-regular school day and then went waited in line to get tickets to super sectionals
tuesday-late arrival school day and jason drove =) we went to his
cousin's house to pick up the camera, went to dick's to golf and take
funny pictures, went to potbelly's, went to deepal's house to go to the
game at loyola, and he didn't come so we had to go back to school....we
went to outdoor cafe and went to the game which took an hour when it
was only about 3 miles away from the game...we played waukegan and we
were down by 10, but we made a run and took the lead throughout the
game because we're so good...AND WE MADE STATE!!! =D, dropped deepal
off at home, went to taco bell, went to jason's house, and he dropped
me off at home at 12 =P
today-tiring day and "waited" in line at school for tickets for the state game
well i'm going out soon so i'm going to go now
for pictures, ask jason...some funny pictures...
well talk to everyone later
-1-Mike
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